You got screwed, congrats on your pregnancy!

Stickers

You got this Vinyl Sticker

YOU HAD ME AT OPEN BAR

You make my heart pop || Valentines Tag

You put the fine in fine lines and wrinkles

You take my breath away, every time you fart

You the Man, the old man, but still the man

You'll live pen

You're fucking crushing it!

You're gonna be the coolest fuckin' parents card

You're having a f**king baby

You're like, really pretty pen

You're not everyone's cup of tea card

You're not old, your back just has more plot twists than a soap opera card

You're not old. You're just vintage card

You're on my nice list Gift Tags

You're on my shit list

You're only as old as you feel Card

You're pursuing your dreams card

You're terrible at aging

You're the Best - Daisy

You're the Fucking Best

You're too close to me Mug

You're way less wrinkly than I figured you'd be by now