I like your face card

You're gonna be the coolest fuckin' parents card

Stickers

Not thriving just surviving vinyl sticker

When I said I liked it rough, I didn't mean my whole life card

Work makes me cry pen

You can't fix stupid mug

Teacher Pen Collection

Chaos Coordinator Pen

Fuckity Fuck Fucking Fuck Mug

UGH. Mug

I Teach with Class Pen

Same Bitch Different Day Mug

Calm your tits mug

Whatever Mug

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

You're way less wrinkly than I figured you'd be by now

Older Wiser Hotter Card

Fresh out of Fucks Pen

Not aging, just upgrading Card

Festive As Fuck

You put the fine in fine lines and wrinkles

Age is just a number and a gentle reminder

number keeps getting higher Card

Happy Birthday, here's a card you can read without your glasses