You're on my shit list

I stole this motherfucker Pen

This meeting could of been an email pen

From Santa Gift Tags

That's not my job pen

Mom you're my favourite card

Gnomebody like you || Valentines Tag

Reindeer's Sleigh Gift Tags

I know I look tired. Thanks pen

You'll live pen

Proper Fucking Lady

Party Loot Bag Pencil Set

Stickers

Good Moms Say Bad words Vinyl Sticker

Listen, you got out of bed. You're killing it

Stickers

Drink some fucking water vinyl sticker

Bestie's Forever Card

You're like, really pretty pen

You've done some pretty stupid shit so I'm glad you're still alive card

Merry Christmas and a happy fucking new year

EVERY WRINKLE MAKES US MORE BADASS CARD

Another year older still no yacht card

Writing shit about you pen

For Fuck's Sakes Pen

I don't give a fuck Pen