I'm a busy bitch pen

Merry Christmas Tree

SO ARE WE EATING OUR FEELINGS OR DRINKING THEM

You're terrible at aging

Go Fuck Yourself Pen

Don't think of it as getting older card

You got screwed, congrats on your pregnancy!

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Fucking Badass Vinyl Sticker

Best Dad Ever Collection

Sassy Since Birth Card

Go Shawty it's your birthday

Fucktose Intolerant Pen

The customer is always wrong pen

You the Man, the old man, but still the man

Sorry about your lady parts card

Fluent in Sarcasm Pen

I'm your favourite Child

Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip

Grade now, cry later pen

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Always Hangry Vinyl Sticker

Per my last email Pen

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XO Vinyl Sticker

Raising Legends Pen

Happy Fucking Birthday